The Count-Down
2 Days to Christmas!!

Well, kids it is Thursday. After an very Bitter x-mas party I don't feel as bad as I would have thought. My stomach doesn't hurt like a bitch. It felt like... like... I had a bomb or a brick in my stomach.. ack.

Here is a (almost) great description of the events that occured at the Very Bitter X-Mas party!
(I did not write this! Here is who did (*) )

"Me and Jon got horribly lost in the scary labrynthine back corridorsof Penn Hills. We got so lost that even when we thought we weren'tgoing in circles, we were. It was at the same time scary, and veryMonty Python- esque. Even today we still aren't sure where we were! All we do know is we hate Elfort street! By some miracle (and thehystrically named "Billy dr.") we thankfully found Kaiser Fred's bunker.
After Arriving I was adorned in bling bling by George, and loved on byFred. We then played video games and ate horse-dervers until Fredmade us eat his evil mind control pizza... After the pizza everyone did something, im not sure what tho because ispent the remander of the night in Fred's bathroom. For some oddreason my body decided to reject me and I spent about 2 hours inFred's bathroom shitting things I'm not even sure I ate... I meanseriously whole penuts aren't supposed to come out!!!!!!!!! (eeewpoop water!)
After crawling out of the bathroom I found Fred talking to Jon, Georgeplaying with himself, Adam alseep, and Kelly had drank so manyraspberry daqeris that she was turning red. Shortly after this I wenthome, and me and Jon followed Adam in his cute lil Acura out of themaze that is backwoods Penn Hills. I then went home, drank a bottleof Immodium AD and proceed to fart sewer gas until i passed out on myfloor. I then got up and got in bed. I then woke up at 9:30 andlistened to Howard Stern repeats until my dad started dancing aroundhis room naked, listening to the Sopranos soundtrack that Jon sohappily gave him! "

Ok, Question!
What is my friends #1 Christmas list choice?
Adam - Kelly (awwwwwwwwwwww)
Anthony - the mystery girl
Kelly - To be happy and see my family and friends

There will be more tommorow! Stay tuned!!